From my latest message on OkCupid.com:
"I'm impressed by your profile because it is very articulate. The quality of your writing is in the top 5% of what I have seen."
Is it silly that I find this immensely flattering? I know: NEEEERRRRRD. But I'd so much rather read this than what some other loser wrote me a while back: "hey babe, what is your bra size? do you...?" (You don't even want to know the end of that question.)
And no, I didn't make that one up.
Cheers to the hot intellectuals! :)